nsfwtyler:

"noiz why are you punching yourself in the dick"

"im masturbating"

(via spikyanimehair)

posted 1 hour ago with 3,732 notes
#dmmd

cool cyberpunk tip

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

(via avoidedmushroom)

posted 1 hour ago with 65,286 notes
iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

(via the-dalek-in-221b)

posted 1 hour ago with 5,725 notes

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(via burdenedwith-gloriouspurpose)

posted 1 hour ago with 348,829 notes
Zelda: Hey I just met you
Zelda: And this is crazy
Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Link: Because it 's true
posted 1 hour ago with 9,244 notes
#loz

nobody-but-mebody:

image

image

image

I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

(via thetwolosermagicians)

posted 1 hour ago with 22,426 notes

ask-the-braus:

redsrumble:

this one fucking titan

its like he’s all “Don’t worry guys. I’ll be on look out.”

(via queenymirreiss)

posted 2 hours ago with 44,040 notes
#snk
Me: Kaneki did nothing wrong.
Grandchild: Grandma, it's been 64 years, let it go.

kidokon-kontsu:

東京喰種×Flower by 花 しぐさ

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

(via undercut-squad)

posted 2 hours ago with 624 notes
#tokyo ghoul

lehanan-aida:

Some DRAMAtical Murder sketches because of reasons. My 3 top favorite guys (although I DO NEED to draw Noiz one day!).

(via jeankirstchein)

posted 2 hours ago with 2,645 notes
#dmmd